In a light-hearted exploration of pet behaviour, readers share their amusing anecdotes about animals engaging in unexpected acts of self-pleasure. Inspired by a recent article discussing the naturalness of such behaviour in birds, these stories reveal the quirky side of our beloved companions, from budgerigars to hamsters.
The Tale of Bobby the Budgie
Denis Compton reminisces about his childhood pet, a cheeky budgerigar affectionately dubbed “Bobby the wanking budgie.” With a penchant for excitement, Bobby would often entertain himself with a hanging mirror in his cage, vigorously ringing its attached bell while putting on quite the show. Compton recalls the bemusement his family felt, particularly when the vicar made an unexpected visit one afternoon. “Dirty little devil!” his mother would exclaim, torn between embarrassment and